carlifornia

barleytea:

so tired of this ratchet ass hood

so tired of this ratchet ass hood

todayisaw:

February 28, 2013 / Chelsea, NY

February 28, 2013 / Chelsea, NY

the main thing i look for in a girl is tumors, sometimes bullets. i’m a surgeon.

Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL

Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*

radioactivesamosa:

my hobbies include completing entire television series and then having an existential crisis afterward.

sassycybermen:

I was reading a fic and

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

vanillish:

someone please disconnect we heart it from tumblr

chariotoffortune:

YOUR POKEMON CAN SEE YOU

YOU CAN SMILE AT THEM AND MAKE THEM HAPPY ALKSDNFALGDASDFAN

laziismorez:

Do you ever follow someone and they follow you and you really wanna be friends with them but you feel like you’re bothering them everytime you try to interact with them but they’re just so cool and you’re just like

iheartfrenchi:

petition for you to not